Monthly Archives: June 2015

Player Called ‘Jack’ Not Hailed as Future of English Football

Preston North End striker Jack Ryan has expressed his disappointment at not yet having been identified as potentially England’s most important player of the next decade, despite being called Jack. “The name ‘Jack’ has strong associations of honest toil and … Continue reading

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Milner Forced to Adopt ‘Jamie’ Moniker as Condition of Playing for Liverpool

England midfielder and recent Liverpool acquisition James Milner will be known henceforth as ‘Jamie Milner’ whether he likes it or not, Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has confirmed. “Naturally, we’re delighted that such a fantastic player, with a wealth of experience, … Continue reading

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