Monthly Archives: August 2015

Man Called Keith Doesn’t Like Toast

Keith Davies, a 41 year-old bank clerk from Maidenhead is not that keen on toast, it has emerged. “I know a lot of people like it, because it’s warm and crispy and they like the texture or whatever” he explained … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 29/08/15

Got myself off the mark against Merse last weekend, and have a chance to tie it up this time out. Here it goes . . . Saturday Newcastle United 0 – 2 Arsenal * Aston Villa 3 – 3 Sunderland … Continue reading

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Wanker Believed to Be an English Teacher

An insufferable bell-end apparently residing in Prague is widely suspected to be teaching English, concerned locals have revealed. The individual, who goes by the name of ‘Trevor’, has been observed frequenting various pubs and cafés, mostly in the Vinohrady area, … Continue reading

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Mash: Fake News Stories “not funny anymore”

Fake online news items parodying current events that are widely consumed by bored office workers and shared on social media are no longer humorous, it has emerged. According to the Daily Mash itself – Britain’s leading purveyor of the medium … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 22/08/15

I desperately need to get off the mark after another pretty poor weekend of predictions . . . here it goes: Saturday Manchester United 2 – 1 Newcastle United Crystal Palace 3 – 1 Aston Villa * Leicester City 1 … Continue reading

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Corbyn: Seagulls ‘Zionist Propaganda Stooges’

Labour party leadership race frontrunner Jeremy Corbyn has sensationally claimed that the seagulls currently terrorising residents and tourists in British coastal communities are acting at the behest of the Israeli state. In his inaugural address to Comrades United, Never Tamed … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 15/08/15

So, Merse drew first blood last week – let’s see if I can strike straight back. And by the way, if you’re wondering why I’ve dated the post 15th of August, it’s because Saturday is football day! Not sure I … Continue reading

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