Man Called Keith Doesn’t Like Toast

Keith Davies, a 41 year-old bank clerk from Maidenhead is not that keen on toast, it has emerged. “I know a lot of people like it, because it’s warm and crispy and they like the texture or whatever” he explained in an interview with John Humphrys on Radio 4, “but to be honest I prefer an ordinary sandwich. I usually have a bowl of cereal for breakfast – or just a cup of coffee and grab a sausage roll on the way to work.”

“We were in a café on a stag in Malaga one time” added colleague Derek Murphy, 37, “and he ordered a full English ‘without the toast’. I thought it was a bit weird.”

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2 Responses to Man Called Keith Doesn’t Like Toast

  1. BunKaryudo says:

    Don’t know how he’ll dare show his face at the bank now that this news has leaked out.

  2. A.Y. Marsh says:

    They’ll eat him for breakfast!

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