Savage to Take Part in Reverse Celebrity Twatathon

Bell-end.

Bell-end.

Robbie Savage is to stop being a twat for twenty-four hours to raise money for Children in Need, the BBC has sensationally revealed. Director General Tony Hall enthused on Radio One this morning, “this is going to be one of the funniest, and certainly the most surprising, items on this year’s extravaganza. Most celebrities have to make complete unbelievable arses of themselves for these kinds of events, for the amusement of the general public – but with Robbie, there’d be no entertainment value in that whatsoever, as that’s what he does all the time. So we figured, why not just flip it?”

“I’ve been in training for this for months and there’s no doubt it’ll be a big challenge – but when I set my mind to something, there’s nothing I can’t achieve” the Derby County legend and BT Sport ‘pundit’ commented, interviewed at his Wrexham home. “You only have to think back to Strictly” he added, staring wistfully into the middle distance, his famous blonde locks sparkling in the autumn sunshine, “I made a right twat of myself.”

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