Monthly Archives: April 2016

Paltrow Not Attractive, Insist Liars

Millions of Britons are pretending to think that Academy Award winning star Gwyneth Paltrow is “nothing special to look at” because they find her annoying in a vague way, it has emerged. Speaking exclusively to this blog, Dirk Von Kluftwing, … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 30/04/16

It’s just a victory march to the end of the season for me now, having built up an unassailable lead over Sky Sports’ so-called Magic Man, Paul Merson. Let’s see if I can keep the run going . . . … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 22/04/16

Saturday Manchester City 2 – 1 Stoke City * Aston Villa 0 – 2 Southampton ** Bournemouth 1 – 2 Chelsea * Liverpool 1 – 0 Newcastle United Sunday Sunderland 1 – 3 Arsenal Leicester City 1 – 0 Swansea … Continue reading

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Midweek Premier League Predictions: 19/04/16

Tuesday Newcastle United 1 – 3 Manchester City Wednesday West Ham United 2 – 0 Watford ** Liverpool 2 – 1 Everton * Manchester United 1 – 0 Crystal Palace * Thursday Arsenal 2 – 0 West Bromwich Albion *** … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 16/04/16

Saturday Norwich City 1 – 1 Sunderland Everton 1 – 2 Southampton Manchester United 3 – 0 Aston Villa * Newcastle United 0 – 0 Swansea City West Bromwich Albion 2 – 2 Watford Chelsea 1 – 0 Manchester City … Continue reading

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Bloke Whistling Along to Songs in Pub Impresses People with His Talent

Punters at a popular Irish pub in Prague have had their experience enhanced by a man whistling along to songs played over the pub’s sound system, it has emerged. In a telephone interview with BBC Radio 4, 45 year old … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 09/04/16

Saturday West Ham United 2 – 2 Arsenal * Aston Villa 0 – 1 Bournemouth ** Crystal Palace 1 – 0 Norwich City *** Southampton 2 – 1 Newcastle United * Swansea City 0 – 2 Chelsea Watford 1 – … Continue reading

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