Monthly Archives: July 2016

Potato Offended by Noel Gallagher Comparison

A potato from an allotment in Staplehurst, Kent, has expressed his displeasure at being likened to former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher, it has emerged. Speaking to BBC Radio 1 this morning, the starchy perennial recalled, “I was just checking out … Continue reading

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Man Accepts that Nothing Will Really Change or Improve

A bloke from Colchester has accepted that that’s pretty much it for him, it has emerged. “Things are basically all right as they are” explained 42 year-old office administrator Gary Barnes, “and at the end of the day, you can’t … Continue reading

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