Potato Offended by Noel Gallagher Comparison


A potato from an allotment in Staplehurst, Kent, has expressed his displeasure at being likened to former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher, it has emerged. Speaking to BBC Radio 1 this morning, the starchy perennial recalled, “I was just checking out some celebrity news before settling in to watch Wales vs. Belgium the other night, when I saw the headline ‘Liam Reignites Feud With Pouting Potato Tweet.’ I was dumbfounded. I mean, I know I’m no Rudolph Valentino, but Jesus Christ, I don’t look that fucking bad!”

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