Just a little announcement regarding the return of the wonderful madness this weekend: I will not bother doing Premier League predictions this season. This is for two reasons:
(1) I kicked Paul Merson’s ass over the course of an entire season last time, so it’s nice to bow out on a high note.
(2) I can’t be arsed.
Nevertheless, I will of course continue to provide musings and witterings – as well as hashtagtopbantzdotcom – on all things football-related over the course of the domestic season. Bring it on!