Mourinho: “Nobody cares about Liverpool”

Mind games?

Mind games?

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has spoken of the crushing sense of ennui that is plaguing him as he faces the prospect of travelling to Anfield with his club for Monday night’s Premier League clash with Liverpool. “Am I a special one?” the formerly suave, eye-gouging doctor-baiter asked rhetorically in front of the assembled press pack at Old Trafford this morning, “Yes, I am. But they are not a special club. They’re just one of those kinds of nothing clubs who are always there in the background, but never really do anything – a bit like Chesterfield, maybe. They don’t inspire passion in either direction. I don’t have anything to say about them. Nobody does. Seriously, have you ever actually met a Liverpool fan? I think that they don’t exist.”

The Portuguese also revealed that he intends to have steak and chips at a nearby pub while the match is taking place: “British cuisine is not as bad as some people think, although you still do not make good wine. Maybe climate change will help you with this.”

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