Colchester Woman Knows the Value of Everything and the Price of Nothing

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A woman from Essex is very good at recognising what is truly important in life but hopeless at remembering what things cost, it has emerged. Speaking to John Humphrys on Radio Four’s Today programme, 42 year-old Colchester resident Anna Jenkins noted that she can always calm and soothe her husband Mark when he’s angry or stressed by encouraging him to see things in the proper perspective, but would be utterly stumped if you asked her the price of a pint of milk or a Ginsters cheese and onion slice. “Mark often says I’m his rock and he’d be lost without me” she observed, “but if I planned the weekly shop, we’d be fucked.”

“I generally take care of that side of things” hubby Mark, 46, confirmed, “we make a pretty good team.”

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