The vast online encyclopedia Wikipedia has finally been completed, its relieved co-founder Jimmy Wales has announced. “I’ve been slaving away writing all this shit for years”, the entrepreneur revealed to John Humphrys on BBC Radio Four’s Today programme this morning, “but last Wednesday night, at around eight thirty, I completed an entry on Keith Chegwin’s naked game show from the nineties and realised that, at long last, I’d covered absolutely everything. Wikipedia now contains all information in recorded human history. Finally, I can put my feet up and watch a sodding DVD.”
Wales went on to relate that he has no firm plans regarding what’s next for him following the extraordinary feat, but did express interest in learning to play the bagpipes.