Author Archives: A.Y. Marsh

EVERYONE STILL BANGING ON ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, it has been confirmed. Advertisements

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Daily Mail Puts NAKED in Capital Letters

The Mail Online has taken great pains to alert its visitors to the fact that a female celebrity wasn’t wearing any clothes during a nude photo-shoot, it has emerged.

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New Football Season – Hurrah!

So, to celebrate the return of the English football season – and to ensure that I look a right plonker in around nine months time – I thought I’d weigh in with a few little predictions . . . Premier … Continue reading

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Epigram for a Dunce

Knowing not what to write about But ill-content to scribble nowt, I sit me down with pen in hand, To spout my sloppy-rhyming cant. Dull is my Muse’s call, I heed it – A pox on you who paused to … Continue reading

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Man Drapes Jacket on Shoulders to Annoy Colleagues

A 32 year old office worker from Caterham, Surrey, is causing mild irritation to his colleagues by walking around his workplace with an expensive designer jacket draped on his shoulders, and never putting his arms through the sleeves, it has … Continue reading

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Nobody Remembers Jason Orange

Nobody knows who Jason Orange was, it has been confirmed.

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Hipsters to Vote Conservative “Ironically”

Britain’s effete, craft coffee-quaffing, vinyl-collecting, vintage fashion-sporting Central Asian cheese enthusiasts are to vote Conservative in the upcoming general election, as an ironic gesture that their friends will find hilarious, it has emerged. Twenty-nine year old bearded tit Max Farnham, … Continue reading

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