Category Archives: Bantz

Woman Has ‘Fairytale of New York’ Stuck in Her Head for a Month

A British woman will not be able to get the beloved Christmas classic Fairytale of New York by the Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl out of her head until next year, it has been confirmed. 33 year old Angela Wallace, of … Continue reading

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Pervy Git Accused of “Inappropriate Sexual Behaviour”

A randy old perv stands accused of having subjected a string of unwilling female colleagues to various lewd antics and shenanigans over a period stretching back decades, it has emerged. 58 year-old Bob Tramurgle, who cannot be named for legal … Continue reading

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Man Posts Something Pointless to Keep Blog Ticking Over

A self-styled writer has written something pointless to put on his blog, purely to make sure he doesn’t go a whole month without posting anything, it has emerged. 37 year old James Shaw, of Kettering, a busy and uninspired individual … Continue reading

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EVERYONE STILL BANGING ON ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, it has been confirmed.

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Daily Mail Puts NAKED in Capital Letters

The Mail Online has taken great pains to alert its visitors to the fact that a female celebrity wasn’t wearing any clothes during a nude photo-shoot, it has emerged.

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Man Drapes Jacket on Shoulders to Annoy Colleagues

A 32 year old office worker from Caterham, Surrey, is causing mild irritation to his colleagues by walking around his workplace with an expensive designer jacket draped on his shoulders, and never putting his arms through the sleeves, it has … Continue reading

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Hipsters to Vote Conservative “Ironically”

Britain’s effete, craft coffee-quaffing, vinyl-collecting, vintage fashion-sporting Central Asian cheese enthusiasts are to vote Conservative in the upcoming general election, as an ironic gesture that their friends will find hilarious, it has emerged. Twenty-nine year old bearded tit Max Farnham, … Continue reading

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