Category Archives: Humour

Man Pretends to Look at Phone before Crossing Street

A British man paused by the side of the road and pretended to look at his phone on the way to work this morning, it has emerged. Matthew O’ Connor, a 31 year-old marketing specialist at Mobiles4U from Evesham, Worcestershire, … Continue reading

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Man Shoves Tomato Up His Arse

A British man has shoved a semi-ripe cherry tomato right up his bum for reasons that remain obscure, it has been confirmed. No further details are available at the time of going to press.

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God: Dinosaurs “bollocks”

The supposed existence of dinosaurs was just a clever game of double bluff to prove the factual veracity of the Book of Genesis, God has confirmed. Speaking exclusively to this blog, the Supreme Being launched into an extraordinary tirade: “Come … Continue reading

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Brunt Blasts Pardew for Donovan Ploy

West Bromwich Albion stalwart Chris Brunt has sensationally lashed out at manager Alan Pardew over his use of former Neighbours actor Jason Donovan as a motivational tool, in an “explosive” interview with the Daily Star. While deadlocked with Huddersfield at … Continue reading

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Man Confuses Facebook “Likes” With Sexual Attraction

A British man is labouring under the misapprehension that an attractive young woman is desperate to jump into bed with him because she sometimes ‘likes’ or reacts ‘ha ha’ to things he posts on Facebook, it has been confirmed. Speaking … Continue reading

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Woman Has ‘Fairytale of New York’ Stuck in Her Head for a Month

A British woman will not be able to get the beloved Christmas classic Fairytale of New York by the Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl out of her head until next year, it has been confirmed. 33 year old Angela Wallace, of … Continue reading

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Pervy Git Accused of “Inappropriate Sexual Behaviour”

A randy old perv stands accused of having subjected a string of unwilling female colleagues to various lewd antics and shenanigans over a period stretching back decades, it has emerged. 58 year-old Bob Tramurgle, who cannot be named for legal … Continue reading

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