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Woman Has ‘Fairytale of New York’ Stuck in Her Head for a Month

A British woman will not be able to get the beloved Christmas classic Fairytale of New York by the Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl out of her head until next year, it has been confirmed. 33 year old Angela Wallace, of … Continue reading

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Man Still Pretending David Bowie Was His Musical Hero

A man from Staplehurst in Kent is still pretending to be devastated that David Bowie is no longer with us more than a year after the legendary artist’s passing, it has emerged. 39 year-old Alan Guppy, talking to John Humphrys … Continue reading

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Blues Rock Musician Rhymes “lonely road” with “heavy load”

A semi-professional blues rocker from Telford, Shropshire, is convinced that he’s on the verge of major mainstream success, after devising an “ingenious couplet” involving the words “lonely road” and “heavy load”, it has emerged. Describing his new ballad, entitled Last … Continue reading

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Kajagoogoo: Constant Agadoo Requests “getting tiresome now”

Kajagoogoo bassist and notable individual Nick Beggs is becoming increasingly irked by fans calling out requests for the Black Lace hit ‘Agadoo’ during his band’s performances, it has emerged. Describing the odd phenomenon in an interview with BBC Radio Two’s … Continue reading

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Stigers Replaces Osbourne in Black Sabbath

Curtis Stigers has been installed as the new lead singer of British metal legends Black Sabbath, bassist Geezer Butler has confirmed. “We were made up to record the last album [2013’s Grammy Award winning 13] with the Ozz Man [legendary … Continue reading

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Underwhelming Follow-Ups: III

I listen to ’em so you don’t have to! Here we go again . . . Ozzy Osbourne: Ozzmosis Having delivered probably his second best album outside of Sabbath at the beginning of the 1990s, the outstanding No More Tears, … Continue reading

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New Heep in 2014

Fantastic to hear from Bernie Shaw that Uriah Heep’s studio sessions at work on their (24th!) studio album are going great guns. With Sabbath and Purple having delivered the goods with their respective new platters last year, it will complete … Continue reading

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