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Milner Not Sure if He Played for Stoke

Liverpool’s penalty king and resident comedy Scouser Jamie Milner can’t remember whether he ever played for Stoke City, it has emerged. Speaking to Sky Sports on Monday, following the Reds’ battling victory over the Potters last weekend, the player recalled … Continue reading

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Premier League Footballer Anagrams: I

A bit of Friday fun . . . can you unscramble the letters to reveal the names of the fifteen current or former English Premier League footballers? They’re drawn from a wide variety of clubs, from different eras of the … Continue reading

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Coventry City to Star in Reboot of ‘The Love Boat’

Struggling English football club Coventry City is set to appear in the forthcoming new series of kitsch American TV classic The Love Boat, it has been confirmed. “Obviously, these are difficult times for the club, and we know that this … Continue reading

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Stoke Player Has “Cultured Left Foot”

A professional footballer for Premier League side Stoke City has a very refined and sophisticated left foot, it has emerged. Speaking on condition of anonymity, Scotland international Charlie Adam explained, “It all started in the second half of a 2-1 … Continue reading

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Roy Keane Criticises Someone

Former Manchester United and Republic of Ireland midfielder Roy Keane has stunned the football world by suggesting that someone involved in football in some capacity is not doing his job as well as he should be, it has emerged. Appearing … Continue reading

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FA: No Further Sanctions for ‘Lovable Scamp’ Mourinho

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho will not receive further punishment after having been sent to the stands for kicking a water bottle during his side’s 1-1 draw with West Ham on Sunday, the FA has confirmed. Clarifying an official statement, … Continue reading

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Mourinho: “Nobody cares about Liverpool”

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has spoken of the crushing sense of ennui that is plaguing him as he faces the prospect of travelling to Anfield with his club for Monday night’s Premier League clash with Liverpool. “Am I a … Continue reading

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