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Man Still Pretending David Bowie Was His Musical Hero

A man from Staplehurst in Kent is still pretending to be devastated that David Bowie is no longer with us more than a year after the legendary artist’s passing, it has emerged. 39 year-old Alan Guppy, talking to John Humphrys … Continue reading

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Potato Offended by Noel Gallagher Comparison

A potato from an allotment in Staplehurst, Kent, has expressed his displeasure at being likened to former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher, it has emerged. Speaking to BBC Radio 1 this morning, the starchy perennial recalled, “I was just checking out … Continue reading

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