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Milner Not Sure if He Played for Stoke

Liverpool’s penalty king and resident comedy Scouser Jamie Milner can’t remember whether he ever played for Stoke City, it has emerged. Speaking to Sky Sports on Monday, following the Reds’ battling victory over the Potters last weekend, the player recalled … Continue reading

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Stoke Player Has “Cultured Left Foot”

A professional footballer for Premier League side Stoke City has a very refined and sophisticated left foot, it has emerged. Speaking on condition of anonymity, Scotland international Charlie Adam explained, “It all started in the second half of a 2-1 … Continue reading

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Hughes ‘not bothered’ by Bojan’s Macaroon Habit

Stoke City boss Mark Hughes insists that he is unperturbed by media reports that star forward Bojan apparently eats five to eight coconut macaroons a day. “He likes the rice paper” the Manchester United and Wales legend confirmed in an … Continue reading

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