Monthly Archives: December 2014

Premier League Predictions: 01/01/15

Hard to believe that 2014 is on its way out, isn’t it? Anyway, the football never stops . . . thank God! Here are my predictions for the first Premier League matches of the new calendar year: Stoke City 1 … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 28/12/14

Here are my predictions for the next round of festive fixtures – hope I can have a repeat of my impressive Boxing Day success! Sunday Tottenham Hotspur 1 – 1 Manchester United * Southampton 0 – 2 Chelsea Aston Villa … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: Boxing Day 2014

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without a cracking programme of Premier League action, would it? Here are my predictions for one of my favourite days in the sporting calendar: Chelsea 3 – 1 West Ham United ** Burnley 0 – 1 … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 20/12/2014

Looking forward to a bonanza of festive football action. Here are my predictions for the weekend . . . Saturday Manchester City 3 – 1 Crystal Palace * Aston Villa 0 – 2 Manchester United Hull City 1 – 1 … Continue reading

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Israel and Finland ‘the same’, says Big Sam

West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce is no longer able to distinguish between the nations of Finland and Israel, club sources have confirmed. The unfamiliar experience of guiding a club to the upper echelons of the English Premier League while … Continue reading

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Mario Balotelli ‘better than Sean Dundee’

In a heated exchange at a press conference ahead of tonight’s Capital One Cup quarter final between Liverpool and Bournemouth, Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has leapt to the defence of misfiring striker Mario Balotelli, insisting that the Italian international and … Continue reading

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Referring to Arsenal as Bumnal ‘not witty’, insists Gazidis

Arsenal Chief Executive Officer Ivan Gazidis has expressed his dismay at the growing tendency among British media outlets to refer to Arsenal Football Club as ‘Bumnal’, rather than using their official moniker. “I don’t understand why they’re doing it” he … Continue reading

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Cristiano Ronaldo ‘almost certainly’ not Czech

The Portuguese footballing authorities have reacted angrily to suggestions from their Czech counterparts that Cristiano Ronaldo is, in fact, of Czech ethnicity, in an apparent bid to shoehorn the Real Madrid star into spearheading their Euro 2016 qualification campaign. Comments … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 12/12/14

I have an opportunity to draw level with Merse this weekend, having clawed my way back over the last few weeks – better not blow it! Saturday Burnley 0 – 1 Southampton Chelsea 3- 0 Hull City * Crystal Palace … Continue reading

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Premier League Predictions: 05/12/14

Have to try to build on my superb midweek form to put the Merse under some pressure. Pretty tricky set of fixtures this time, but here goes nothing . . . Saturday Newcastle United 1 – 3 Chelsea Hull City … Continue reading

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